tinkdw:

Sam’s tactics for goading Dean into action to drive Michael out:

– driving baby like a lunatic and scuffing her tyres, spoiling the leather with juice and beetroot salad

– scratching Dean’s records and pulling the tape out of his cassettes while he calls him up so he can hear the whine as they unravel

– leaving the bunker kitchen an absolute mess and texting him pictures of it getting worse every few days

– finding someone to flirt outrageously with Cas