owlmylove:

owlmylove:

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

5 months later and my stone-cold sober self surprised her equally stone-cold sober self in stats class with peanut butter cups i bought like 30 minutes ago and immediately hid in my bag so yes, as a matter of fact, i am my own amnesiac soulmate