Tag: lmao @ men

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it’s the most wonderful time of the year: the Literary Review’s Bad Sex in Fiction Award

Every single author on the list is male of course

Oh. 

I needed this today. 

I got KO’d after the first the first three words of the first entry

@sarabeth72 @lookitschynna OMG

I reblogged this early, but it deserves another “what in the goddamn fuck is going on here?”

I tried to read that but my brain melted at “empty my tanks”

‘enamelled pepper mill within her’?! How the fuck is that supposed to be sexy and arousing? And they can’t even blame being a virgin because I’ve read some HOT AS FUCK smut from virgins on this site. Smmfgdh.

Do yourselves a favour and do not click on the link and read the author’s they have chosen.

I will never get that imagery out of my head.