Every time someone tries to explain the metaplot of Supernatural to me, it basically ends up sounding like redneck Dragon Ball Z. I’m sure there’s some nuance I’m failing to grasp here.
Care to elaborate on that?
…I’m not even offended, just absolutely curious. From the stuff I’ve seen and heard about Supernatural I can’t see the connection.
Mostly, I get the impression of a show that doesn’t know how not to escalate.
Every threat’s gotta be quantitatively bigger and badder than the one that came before. Every deus ex machina’s gotta be shinier than the last one. Every season’s gotta end with a massive eleventh-hour powerup for our heroes, only for the next season to raise the stakes enough to put them back in the underdog position.
It’s like, you beat the Devil himself? Well, now you’ve gotta fight the Devil’s cousin Phil, who has conveniently gone entirely unmentioned up until now, but he’s totally twice as evil.
That last paragraph was literally supposed to be the most ridiculous hypothetical example I could think of, and people are messaging me to say “his name was Metatron, not Phil”. I can’t even make fun of this show.
as a fan of both dragon ball and supernatural i gotta say
In honor of the THIRD bronly meme that’s floating around, I’m just going to set this landmark here and say, “bless this week.” They’re getting richer by the day.
My girlfriend almost crashed from laughing her ass of when I read over the phone the new “it isn’t a mixtape, it’s just a bunch of Dean’s favorite songs put on a cassette” anti company line.
So this isn’t a post, it’s just a bunch of words composed into a topic on the internet. I’d take a screenshot of myself with the dictionary, but Nancy the Destiel Shipper made me promise not to post it. But I guess this isn’t a post so maybe I can have a friend draw it for me.
In other news Dean’s car isn’t a car it’s just a transport carriage on wheels.
there’s ANOTHER meme out there? holy shit. also this post is golden
I’ve seen a lot of “where is this from” like in your tags, so I’ll tuck this behind a cut.
not only do they not care about sam’s interests and likes, but, if we accept that dean just so happened to make a mixtape for himself (not sam as previously mentioned) and ignore the weird hand-me-down no-thought-put-into-it attitude she’s implying dean had in giving it to cas (which is something that goes against canon!dean), kelios actually let slip something sweet and i love it
so if we erase the romantic feel of it, this is pretty much what it boils down to: dean wants to teach cas about music.
which is what friends do.
so in arguing against dean doing something Totally Not Romantic for his Totally Platonic Bro Pal, she made it just as nice anyway ¯_(ツ)_/¯
sam’s sexuality
hey fellow destiel friends I KNOW I KNOW THIS IS IN THE TAG OK but it pertains to destiel shippers. in particular, about a fandom myth.
i saw someone say that destiel shippers, all of us, only think of sam as straight, and i’m telling you right now as a multi-sam ship-shipper that ain’t true
Watching Arin slowly realize and accept his love for boys is honestly my only reason for living at this point.
people on twiiter that follow me for supernatural asking me about game grumps don’t even know what can of worms they opened lmao i could talk about those sweet soft bois for literal days
First time I have saw a prompt that mentioned female alphas and of course… it’s this shit.
See? This is what I am talking about when I mentioned predators in fandom. This person makes it clear that Dean is hardly even a teen. The way they narrate everything that happened is disturbing. In particular I find this alarming: Dean blossomed from a funny and precocious little kid into a young teen, with a young teen’s body and hormones… and curiosity.
That isn’t normal. The prompter is making a fetish out of a child growing into a teen. Note how they put emphasis on “young teen’s body.” Like, fuck off. We already know Dean is a young teenager. The only reason this is added is because this person gets off on Dean being a young teen.
Throughout this prompt it just feels like a complete violation. I don’t care if a person likes kink. I don’t care. But this isn’t “kink.” This is a young teen going through puberty and being taken advantage of by their family member. The fact Dean stripped himself and apparently ‘wanted it’ is irrelevant. Disgusting. And even if they were both consenting adults– incest doesn’t belong in non-incest tags. No matter how many warnings are put on this shit.
One more thing.
HAS ALWAYS HAD GREAT AFFECTION FOR HIS BROTHER’S OMEGA SON, DEAN.
know whats the worst word i think of when im angry? not the fucking n word thats for fucking sure. thats like step one in being halfway good at being human
my family is racist as shit and i live in a VERY racist county so i hear that word a lot. i heard it a lot growing up. thats not a fucking excuse. being angry isnt a fucking excuse. THERE IS NO FUCKING EXCUSE
and i couldnt care less than i do right now that he apologized. i’ll check in a year from now to see if he actually learned, but right now, i dont think he has and i wont believe it until i see it
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