Kelios unfollowing Alex’s cat over Brokebacknatural
“Western slash romcom with Misha” – Jensen Ackles
Kelios admitting Jensen is emotionally OK with Destiel now
HonCon/Cocklescon/Oil Rig Accent/”Don’t Let Us Down” – Jensen Ackles
2k18 gave us:
Charlie returns
Sabriel fandom even got fed
Sam dreaming of TFWfamily+domestic Destiel
Stickergate
Decade of Castiel/Misha/Destiel
Promised not to take a screenshot/picture meme
Antis already complaining from the preview about Cas pining for Dean
They are literally saying Cas is pining
Nancy the Destiel Shipper
And the next season hasn’t even started yet, we’ve got 2+ months to go on the YEAR.
Bless.
Dear Diary,
I may have to begin upkeeping daily updates.
Two days ago, we received spoilers on season 14 via pre-screenings, with promises of multiple punches in the face to antis in mere minutes.
Yesterday, we received the gift of Jensen merrily filming Misha Pieing Trump* in the face.
Today, 10/4/2018, Mitch Kosterman, brother of Clif, J2’s bodyguard, formerly in close association with the Kelloggs Club, retweeted this.
I am unsure the state the fandom will be in. There is one week left in hiatus and this shows no sign of slowing.
Honorable mention: J2 Hats are still arguing and angry about Jensen’s last interview and Jared’s lack of appearance. This storm may take the full week to subside.
Dear Diary,
It has not even been an hour, much less a full day, but the updates are still coming.
Fandom is reaching dangerous levels of JenMish. Everything is becoming rainbow. Please send some monochrome color palettes.
I am SO IN for all of this rn.
Dear Diary,
People are staring at me while I am writing in my diary and aggressively eating popcorn, enraptured. Also, it has been brought to my attention that I failed to incorporate major updates of 2k18, such as The Ineffable Post. Perhaps, of course, because it is Ineffable. Apparently I deleted the memory base due to the level of personal exposure for the subjects related to the event, but it has been restored from my mental recycling bin. This, partnered with Mitch’s retweet, is threatening to make *me* think in Cockles wavelengths.
Help is needed, situations are dire. Packaged heteronormativity is urgently requested.
I am l i v i n g
Dear Diary,
The saga rapidly continues, unfolding before my very eyes. Mitch Kosterman seems to be taking some kind of stand for and about Cockles shippers. I am admittedly shocked by this course of events.
The tweet is still there.
The follow remains.
I commit these thoughts to text to ensure come-morning that this wasn’t some sort of lucid hallucination.
*scratches in a late update* 14 years of awareness of anti behaviors cited directly from Mitch to those apologizing for the J2-hats currently hate tagging him.
Is this the real life
is this just fantasy
Shamelessly reblogging myself to add:
This is my second greatest moment on Twitter.
OMG THE “I LOVE THIS SO MUCH” IS MY TWEET I HAVENT BEEN BACK ON YET YIKES
Mitch: retweets a nice video of Jensen & Misha and may or may not have missed the caption.
Antis: do their usual and start harping on at him over something trivial.
Fandom: apologises for tinhats and supports him.
Mitch: Don’t worry I don’t care, ive known they’re idiots for 14 years nothing’s changed. Follows a bunch of cockles accounts. Doesn’t delete the original retweet.
Well this escalated quickly.
Dear Diary,
I slept. Mitch Kosterman’s rebellion did not.
In other news, the Emu Mob RP Bunker caught flack for a DeanCas kiss instigated by twizzlers. Complaining was ripe, but their follower accumulation remains the same as ever.
Mitch Kosterman is more involved in the fandom than I am at the moment.
Dear Diary,
The date is October 5th, 2018. It is hard to believe the above transpired in less than one day.
It seems Mitch Kosterman’s stand has quieted, but not been forgotten. His follower gain rate increased more than six fold above his average yesterday and trickle will continue. A vast amount of Cockles and Destiel accounts have been followed since.
We leave that, for now, to instead include this released special photoshoot for Halloween, in which an inclusive photographer seems to have been chosen.
I’m fairly certain I’ve entered an alternate universe.
This is some good fucking food….
Dear Diary,
It is October 6th, 2018.
Hottopic.com is now selling licensed Destiel merch.
I repeat, hottopic.com is now selling licensed Destiel Merch.
Before my first cup of coffee, I was alerted that this shirt, with this blurb, is able to be located on the site by searching “Destiel.”
…
I found this before ingesting coffee on the morning – so early I initially attached my diary to someone else’s diary blog by mistake. I may have been doodling in someone else’s notebook in my excited haze.
IT’S GO TIME, TEAM. GET YOUR HELMETS AND BE PREPARED FOR LAUNCH. WE MUST PROTECT THIS DIARY AT ALL COST.
THINGS ARE HAPPENING AND THEY ARE HAPPENING FAST
Im so fucking hype. Get ready y’all, 5 more days
Dear Diary,
The majority of the fandom’s excitement is at terminal levels, and there is still five days to go. From the Destiel shirt, I have watched the narrow lane of antis shift from “it isn’t official,” to “it’s official but how dare PR let them do this,” to “but think of the JENSENS!” in less than two hours of rapid panic.
They are known for moving the goalpost, but never have I witnessed them so rapidly move it two towns and a county over.
They are actively tagging the PR team, trying to convince them that the great cry of a few dozen haters is rivaling the hundreds or thousands of sales in progress. Hot Topic is on at least its second, and possibly third, restock wave in the same day. These shirts may or may not be on an active print press. Official licensing details are visible on the inside tag of the shirt, as purchased from a local store. The local clerk reports that they were only put out this morning and have sold out rapidly.
Apparently a portion of the fandom seems to have forgotten that Jensen eagerly desired a western romcom with Misha of his own accord unprompted on a J2 panel last year, and still dismiss his oil rig Destiel fanfiction commentary as made under some form of force, possibly held to some sort of invisible penis gun. They cry that the very sight of Dean and Cas’ faces together on a shirt will shatter the fragile flower that is Jensen Ackles.
We must keep a vigilant eye on the glass statuette that is Jensen Ackles to ensure he does not exist under the pressure of seeing his own face on a shirt with Castiel. Be vigilant, my friends.
Y’all need to stop pushing an agenda on jensen. he clearly didn’t want to tackle that cream pie panties cowboy and he only reposted this video to show his discomfort.
Dear Diary,@fuckedupasusual has made the best post on this thread.
Strangely enough, @fuckedupasusual, “Cream pie panties cowboy” is actually Jensen’s on-set nickname.
Jensen looked even more miserable. And I’m going to show their complete disassociation and lack of self awareness behind a cut. Because they literally made J2 VISIBLY MISERABLE and then- just – like – the cut says it all.
They only care about themselves, really. I don’t like saying bad things about other people but that was such a shitty move. They can’t read the atmosphere and interpret it the way they want. They always do that and always try to turn everything around to make themselves look like poor little victims bullied by destihellers (boo boo) who keep WEE WOOing them.
I mean they even say that we are the oned threatening J2 and are the reason why they have security. Us.
As if.
They also say that we hate Jared. Which is so damn far from the truth. We can get mad at him because he too often lets his mouth run without thinking first. But that’s not hate. If someone we love says something stupid, we tell them. That’s what we do. We don’t put them on a pedestal and always defend them even if they are wrong.
But really, that night was the worst thing. They couldn’t even say no or deny anything because 1) they are fans and 2) I’d be afraid of the consequences of it which is such a bad thing. Nobody should be afraid of retaliation but we have records that bibros really do get revenge if they don’t get what they want.
so a few months ago, one of them set up a charity event to benefit j2’s fund that they have through RA, except that’s not how things work legally so they set it up to benefit a charity directly. set to be auctioned off? wincest/tinhat items.
this event took place at jared’s bar btw which is such a space invading move, that i can’t even properly explain how disgusted i am with it.
anyway, fast fwd to the event. the mayor shows up because they also invited him. j2 do too and i assume it’s because their freaking mayor was there.
they had three copies of their tinhat book. one each for j2 and one for the mayor. luckily, as admitted by them, jared took the third one. BUT IT WAS TOTALLY BECAUSE HE WANTED IT FOR HIMSELF THO TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE HE WAS EMBARRASSED
yeah cause this is the face of a happy man
yeah. totally ok with having his home space invaded and nearly escaping his mayor getting a tinhat book.
they all claim he was ok with it. it’s bullshit.
one last thought: for a group of fans that 1. say they respect j2 and 2. tell destiel fans to keep the ship in fandom, they sure do have a problem doing either.
let me know if you’d like caps of their insanity. because OOF it’s a doozy
“They always do that and always try to turn everything around to make themselves look like poor little victims bullied by destihellers (boo boo) who keep WEE WOOing them.”
QUOTE OF THE YEAR.
BUT SECOND,
There were so many ways it WASN’T okay, so many reasons they COULDN’T say no and make a scene. Famous haters were floating around their wives; it was a PR event with the mayor of Austin there to benefit both his campaign and SPN’s publicity itself and any major scene they pitched would be viral and negative press in an INSTANT. They were like trapped rats in their own home turf, clearly miserable when not actively being with Adler or their wives, and in EVERY ESSENTIAL WAY this was an EXTREME invasion of personal space.
THEY. TRIED. TO. GIVE. TINHAT. AND. WINCEST. FLUFF. TO. THEIR. MAYOR.
Let’s wrap our heads around that for the next time they go off on a tirade over Destiel stickers observed by handlers in a fan-space designed for enjoying parts of the show about “shoving ships down their throats.” REALLY, GIRL. You didn’t just try to shove it down their throat. In their home. with no handlers, YOU TRIED TO SHOVE IT DOWN THEIR MAYOR’S THROAT.
THE. FUCKING. MAYOR.
I CAN NOT EMPHASIZE THAT ENOUGH.
And then when Jared runs off with the whole armful of them, probably to salt and burn in the nearest fire safe dumpster, they spin it as him wanting them all. Because… logic. Perfect sense.
I’m not even going to TOUCH on the brain-vacancy required to be unable to discern “being able to be upset at someone we like over insensitive commentary” from “hate and want him gone from the show.” That point has been beaten down ad nauseam.
The fucking mayousigsf tmariasoefs the fuckingsdfkjsdfj mayor
And there’s this reply from @casgirlsam which is also on point as fuck. Not only do they try to justify it with “what hellers do” to excuse behavior they otherwise would consider shitty, but they actually largely fabricate and project that behavior presumptuously, then use their own projected behavioral issues as their further excuse of a downward spiral. And the funniest thing even their most desperate attempts at projection->excuse still somehow fail to manage to outclass the next shitty step up they take like the San Jac bullshit we’re talking about. OH NOES. STICKERS AT A CONVENTION. THE HUMANITYYYY. 100% comparable to trapping them at home in a PR shitstorm and bypassing any handlers to try to force feed it to their mayor while completely surrounding them in tinhat auctions and deletion of their friend from a book and incest ship material. I mean, those things are kind of close, right? Wait, uhhhh… WELL WE WOULD NEVER. That’s the big one. We would NEVER do the stickers thing. We’d just… do… San Jac…
so a few months ago, one of them set up a charity event to benefit j2’s fund that they have through RA, except that’s not how things work legally so they set it up to benefit a charity directly. set to be auctioned off? wincest/tinhat items.
this event took place at jared’s bar btw which is such a space invading move, that i can’t even properly explain how disgusted i am with it.
anyway, fast fwd to the event. the mayor shows up because they also invited him. j2 do too and i assume it’s because their freaking mayor was there.
they had three copies of their tinhat book. one each for j2 and one for the mayor. luckily, as admitted by them, jared took the third one. BUT IT WAS TOTALLY BECAUSE HE WANTED IT FOR HIMSELF THO TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE HE WAS EMBARRASSED
yeah cause this is the face of a happy man
yeah. totally ok with having his home space invaded and nearly escaping his mayor getting a tinhat book.
they all claim he was ok with it. it’s bullshit.
one last thought: for a group of fans that 1. say they respect j2 and 2. tell destiel fans to keep the ship in fandom, they sure do have a problem doing either.
let me know if you’d like caps of their insanity. because OOF it’s a doozy
Jensen looked even more miserable. And I’m going to show their complete disassociation and lack of self awareness behind a cut. Because they literally made J2 VISIBLY MISERABLE and then- just – like – the cut says it all.
They only care about themselves, really. I don’t like saying bad things about other people but that was such a shitty move. They can’t read the atmosphere and interpret it the way they want. They always do that and always try to turn everything around to make themselves look like poor little victims bullied by destihellers (boo boo) who keep WEE WOOing them.
I mean they even say that we are the oned threatening J2 and are the reason why they have security. Us.
As if.
They also say that we hate Jared. Which is so damn far from the truth. We can get mad at him because he too often lets his mouth run without thinking first. But that’s not hate. If someone we love says something stupid, we tell them. That’s what we do. We don’t put them on a pedestal and always defend them even if they are wrong.
But really, that night was the worst thing. They couldn’t even say no or deny anything because 1) they are fans and 2) I’d be afraid of the consequences of it which is such a bad thing. Nobody should be afraid of retaliation but we have records that bibros really do get revenge if they don’t get what they want.
that’s the thing that gets me. that we hate jared.
if i hate jared, why did my heart break looking at photos of him from that night?
if i hate him, why am i so angry all over again at this?
the only ones pretending that they love j2 is this bunch.
so a few months ago, one of them set up a charity event to benefit j2’s fund that they have through RA, except that’s not how things work legally so they set it up to benefit a charity directly. set to be auctioned off? wincest/tinhat items.
this event took place at jared’s bar btw which is such a space invading move, that i can’t even properly explain how disgusted i am with it.
anyway, fast fwd to the event. the mayor shows up because they also invited him. j2 do too and i assume it’s because their freaking mayor was there.
they had three copies of their tinhat book. one each for j2 and one for the mayor. luckily, as admitted by them, jared took the third one. BUT IT WAS TOTALLY BECAUSE HE WANTED IT FOR HIMSELF THO TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE HE WAS EMBARRASSED
yeah cause this is the face of a happy man
yeah. totally ok with having his home space invaded and nearly escaping his mayor getting a tinhat book.
they all claim he was ok with it. it’s bullshit.
one last thought: for a group of fans that 1. say they respect j2 and 2. tell destiel fans to keep the ship in fandom, they sure do have a problem doing either.
let me know if you’d like caps of their insanity. because OOF it’s a doozy
Jensen looked even more miserable. And I’m going to show their complete disassociation and lack of self awareness behind a cut. Because they literally made J2 VISIBLY MISERABLE and then- just – like – the cut says it all.
the only thing they care about is their own twisted gross fantasy. they don’t care who they hurt. even if it’s j2.
god, there is so much projection coming from them. everything we’ve pointed out about them? they’ve claimed at some point thats what we are/do.
just this weekend they claimed we don’t love/care about misha outside of destiel/cockles.
this happened a few months and now seeing these pictures again is riling me up
how dare they say they love these men when they’re responsible for stressing them out like this? when they’ve spent years saying they’re in a secret relationship and saying their families are fabricated?
im so tired of them being purposely blind to how their hatred and behavior affects others. especially those they claim to love.
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