intelligentshipper:

So my girlfriend just tried to break down the immortality that is J2M.

Her first assessment, about Jensen, is common: He’s like fine wine, he just gets better with age. He doesn’t really age, he just… improves.

Then there was Misha, who she described like honey, which is that it really doesn’t change as long as it’s in the right conditions, it stays good, sometimes it looks a little funny but once you tilt it a few times it resets back to its original state

Then there’s Jared

She’s convinced people will misunderstand her so let me preface this with EVERYBODY (but vegans) LOVES CHEESE

It just gets sharper and tastier, but ends up completely like, unrecognizeable from where it started at. That’s Jared. Jared is cheese.

I’m gonna leave this tasty party tray here and run away now.

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this

this makes perfect sense

SHES A GENIUS