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spn-on-ice:

intelligentshipper:

waywardbumblebee:

intelligentshipper:

mamawantswinchesters:

tinkdw:

bluestar86:

tenoko1:

wigglebox:

intelligentshipper:

wigglebox:

tinkdw:

intelligentshipper:

In honor of the THIRD bronly meme that’s floating around, I’m just going to set this landmark here and say, “bless this week.” They’re getting richer by the day.

My girlfriend almost crashed from laughing her ass of when I read over the phone the new “it isn’t a mixtape, it’s just a bunch of Dean’s favorite songs put on a cassette” anti company line.

So this isn’t a post, it’s just a bunch of words composed into a topic on the internet. I’d take a screenshot of myself with the dictionary, but Nancy the Destiel Shipper made me promise not to post it. But I guess this isn’t a post so maybe I can have a friend draw it for me.

In other news Dean’s car isn’t a car it’s just a transport carriage on wheels.

there’s ANOTHER meme out there? holy shit.
also this post is golden

I’ve seen a lot of “where is this from” like in your tags, so I’ll tuck this behind a cut.

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Holy shit what a bunch of nonsense they think of. Taking care of the tape like you did I need to focus on the “it was only a little moment with no significance to just teach Cas about music” claim because

1) with all the time he spent in that car you think he doesn’t know all of Dean’s fav tracks and just about music in general? Hello?

2) why have it at all then. There was no context leading up to that that, certainly no plot context, indicating Cas needed to learn about music.

What a faulty narrative. Goodness gracious.

Bronlies are forever pressed, bitter, and angry.

It’s been a decade, guys, reconsider your life choices you’re this hateful and with so much energy being dedicated to it.

So we were chatting about this a bit earlier (by we I mean me, @tinkdw and @margarittet) and I find the whole thing infinitely fascinating. The leaps and bounds that these people are putting in to try to disprove the mixtape is crazy. The very phrase “it’s not a tape, it’s a selection of songs by one band: hence the lack of mix” is just fundamentally wrong and makes the writer seem extraordinarily dumb. 

If the cassette tape is a home made selection of songs chosen specifically by one individual to gift to another, then it is a mixtape, regardless of whether all those songs are from the same artist or not. If it’s not a direct copy of an artists album, then it is a mixtape.

@intelligentshipper mentioned this under the cut, but I feel it needs to be stressed again because the distinction is evidently lost on anyone who is willing to sacrifice intelligence for ship hatred.

Dean’s top Zepp tracks is a cassette tape that he made himself, of his carefully selected favourite Led Zeppelin songs. It is not a random cassette of Zepp II or IV or Houses of the Holy or whatever album Dean might have considered his fave. Oh no. It was a mix of Dean’s favourites

How utterly idiotic must you be to deny this fundamental canon fact?

However, as I was pondering on this earlier it occurred to me that there is a chance that this isn’t even down to sheer idiocy. These people know fully well that Dean made Cas a mixtape, and all the romantic connotations that this heartfelt gift imply. If they didn’t, they wouldn’t be so loud about it. No, their utter denial that the thing exists is intrinsically linked to their hatred of Destiel to begin with. 

Imagine being so utterly focused on your hatred that it blinds you to basic facts? The anti’s will scramble for any explanation that they can find that would disprove that which is right in front of them, simply because they have devoted so much time and effort to their hatred that the very idea that the thing they hate could thrive and blossom into something real and undeniable is terrifying to them. 

It’s not that they are idiotic, it’s that something like the mixtape shakes their belief system to its core and causes them to cling to any explanation, however illogical and incorrect, that they can come up with that supports their delusional interpretation of the show.

It’s fascinating. 

The sad thing is, even if the show did shatter their interpretation, it wouldn’t stop them. At that point they would simply call it “pandering” and “bad writing” and call for Dabb to be sacked. 

The anti’s are actually a really good indicator of how well the Destiel narrative is doing because the louder they get, the more idiotic they sound, and the more frequent the cries of PANDERING and BAD WRITING, the better it is for Destiel, and for us.

In the mean time, we make memes. 😀

This ^

We were discussing too how they actually argue against stuff which is actual canon outside of Destiel when we meta it because they just cannot accept any of our meta because that would mean we weren’t totally delusional. It’s really interesting to see as per the above how out of their way they’ll go to argue against honest to goodness later proved by canon meta such as Dean’s facade regarding things like media, the Cas/Crowley mirrors, the Lucifer redemption or not arc, Jack as the mirror of TFW, Dean as Sam’s parent even I mean…

They don’t get the point of symbolism or tropes or…anything much. Some honestly think Amelia and Amara were supposed to be liked and were endgame for Sam/Dean til they whined to TPTB that they didn’t like them, they don’t see at all how they were not built as such at all. Same for Sam’s wanting out of hunting and Dean wanting family and home comforts. They are just clueless / (benefit of the doubt aren’t that stupid) just refuse to see canon cos it doesn’t suit their codependency narrative.

Recently they argued against Cas’ depression arc culminating in the Empty emancipation and sure it’s not “proven” yet but some really argued with me a while back about something that clearly has a fuck ton of basis for a meta interpretation in Sam’s food issues linked to cleanliness and his Lucifer arc (I so want to see him eat real food again this season). Like, you don’t have to say it’s the only interpretation but it’s clearly a valid one.

Oh yeah that led to the whole “the pizza is always a lie” half crack but totally not meta which is just brilliant and again appeared in Sam’s dreamscape like 3 episodes ago so…

They also argued so much crap about Jack that was so surface level ridiculous and was proved wrong within minutes of 13×01 so they clearly haven’t a clue.

Ah, the depths of bronly denial…

I’m guessing that something as obvious as a Destiel Kiss (if it ever happened) would be dismissed as a Brotherly thing. Or Mouth to Mouth.

Can you imagine for a moment: Fight scene ends. One (Cas?) almost dies. The other (let’s say Dean) has Enough of losing/almost losing him. Skip over to: Kissing ensues.

“Omg there go the Destihellers again, thinking that’s Destiel. It’s so OBviouS that’s Mouth to Mouth Resuscitation, I mean come ON. He’s on Death’s door over there. He’d do the Same for his own Brother. That’s all. Delusional Destihellers.”

It’s not a kiss, it’s just putting their mouths together for their dying breaths. They were obviously trying to maximize on oxygen and lung power.

I’m reposting for all, but the last couple had me dying of laughter. 😂😂😂

This post has over 300 notes. I’m going to pretend like that means something. Because there’s another meme. Oh, wait, right, Destiel fandom doesn’t operate in a niche of 50 people and 300 notes is absolutely nothing, woops.  Sorry, Nancy the Destiel Shipper confused us all or something. Moustache twirl.

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I’d like to add that they also love to argue that Sam and Dean are not actual brothers because they are just fictional characters. So I guess that means they are not related to anyone, they have no parents, they are not actual Winchesters because so what if the story says they are? iT’s jUsT FiCtioN

the absolute reaching they have to do to justify everything they do is hilarious and really kind of sad. they can’t just own what they feel about the show. no. they have to invent things. and not like taking an element on the show and meta-izing it. i mean literally pulling shit like this out of their asses.

so a mixtape is just a tape with songs on it and sam and dean are what? strangers that just so happen to share a common background and live together?

This isn’t a post. It’s just a bunch of words composed into a topic on the internet.

intelligentshipper:

wigglebox:

tinkdw:

intelligentshipper:

In honor of the THIRD bronly meme that’s floating around, I’m just going to set this landmark here and say, “bless this week.” They’re getting richer by the day.

My girlfriend almost crashed from laughing her ass of when I read over the phone the new “it isn’t a mixtape, it’s just a bunch of Dean’s favorite songs put on a cassette” anti company line.

So this isn’t a post, it’s just a bunch of words composed into a topic on the internet. I’d take a screenshot of myself with the dictionary, but Nancy the Destiel Shipper made me promise not to post it. But I guess this isn’t a post so maybe I can have a friend draw it for me.

In other news Dean’s car isn’t a car it’s just a transport carriage on wheels.

there’s ANOTHER meme out there? holy shit.
also this post is golden

I’ve seen a lot of “where is this from” like in your tags, so I’ll tuck this behind a cut.

Keep reading

not only do they not care about sam’s interests and likes, but, if we accept that dean just so happened to make a mixtape for himself (not sam as previously mentioned) and ignore the weird hand-me-down no-thought-put-into-it attitude she’s implying dean had in giving it to cas (which is something that goes against canon!dean), kelios actually let slip something sweet and i love it

so if we erase the romantic feel of it, this is pretty much what it boils down to: dean wants to teach cas about music.

which is what friends do.

so in arguing against dean doing something Totally Not Romantic for his Totally Platonic Bro Pal, she made it just as nice anyway ¯_(ツ)_/¯

porcupine-girl:

Ok so I’m not on Tumblr much these days but let me see if I’ve got this straight

An anti-destiel person

(who I’ve never heard of because why would I?)

made a destiel blog

posted 99 times and got 5000 followers

(Which wtf guys I only have 1700 cmon)

then did some kind of big villain reveal that the blog was run by someone who hates destiel THE WHOLE TIME

and

because

Wait no I don’t know what to say after that because I still haven’t figured out why they did this or what their next steps are?

Have I been pwned yet? Is this what being pwned feels like?

best i can figure is she may have been trying to prove that destiel shippers hate sam but like people just gently steered her away from that so?….

i don’t see what she proved which means either she didn’t have a point or the point she set out to make didn’t get proven.

As you may or may not have noticed, I haven’t been asking as often as I once did. That’s because I created this ask to see how many answers I could get and I would say this ask was a huge success. Since then this ask no longer interests me and with this ask (#8201974), I’m going to let the cat out of the bag so to speak. Let me introduce myself, I’m anon. Oh, you don’t believe me? My picture is on every blog as “ask anonymously”: This is the definition of an anon in ask’s clothing.

destieldrabblesdaily:

I AM YElling, this meme is the best lmao

teamfreewill-girl:

‪I’d like to thank Nancy for proving that Destiel is popular, that Destiel shippers are kind and welcoming and that to be a believable Destiel shipper you have to be respectful with other people in the fandom.

And more than anything I’d like to thank her for the huge laugh my jaw still hurts.‬ Apparently laughing is good for your health and makes you live longer so those of us who will end up being older than planned need to also thank Nancy for the huge laugh.

Now more seriously if you read this Nancy get help cause that obsession isn’t healthy for you. Enjoy what you love and stop being obsessed with what you hate that will make you feel better and make your life easier.

uh so that’s a thing now?

nancy outed herself as the owner of a destiel blog and the reveal was like a villain from a b kids’ movie.

and everyone is confused as to what her point was. she amassed 5,000+ followers and claims that’s nothing because worldwide, tumblr hosts 431 million blogs. ok?

it’s still popular. surprise! if you aren’t an asshole to people, people follow you. if you make a blog about a popular thing (tumblr makes note that destiel is in the top ships on tumblr consistently) and you aren’t an asshole about something less popular, people accept you! WILD CONCEPT, I KNOW

i just…. i have been alternating between laughing hysterically till i cry and squinting in confusion

and she thinks she’s “evil” for this.

all you did was confuse people. hell, i found out about this about four hours ago and i still can’t figure it out.

the only thing i can figure is that she tried to bait people into echoing anti-sam points to prove that destihellers hate sam and they weren’t points so much as they were randomly thrown out there sentences that made no sense in context. and when people caught it, they gently corrected her back away from sam-hating.

i’m not going to try and figure it out because you aren’t ever going to provide an actual answer but nancy if you’re listening:

thanks, if anything, for proving that destiel shippers are warm and loving and welcoming.