I reblogged this early, but it deserves another “what in the goddamn fuck is going on here?”
I tried to read that but my brain melted at “empty my tanks”
‘enamelled pepper mill within her’?! How the fuck is that supposed to be sexy and arousing? And they can’t even blame being a virgin because I’ve read some HOT AS FUCK smut from virgins on this site. Smmfgdh.
Do yourselves a favour and do not click on the link and read the author’s they have chosen.
I will never get that imagery out of my head.
I SHOULD BE SLEEPING BUT I HAD A THOUGHT AND NOW IT WONT LEAVE
so i was shutting down some negativity with a positive qt about this summary:
and i was being very “hey these bonds need a shot at forming too” (because they do and sam&cas deserve some bro time that isn’t centered around OMG WE NEED TO SAVE DEAN) when it dawned on me:
mary was paired up with sam when they split up and they talked about bobby and how she finds it hard to get him to open up cause walls
and what was she wearing?
and who ELSE do we know wears a tan coat, hmm?
me when i connected the dots
ME AN HOUR LATER AFTER IT PROCESSED:
YALL
like imagine
cas and sam are in the car driving home. sam checks in with cas, just seeing how he’s doing emotionally cause that’s sam for ya. cas tries to use the winchester f word but half way through the syllable opens up about how he wishes dean would just talk to him about his trauma and let down his walls
and sam tells him the same thing he told his mother: that if he cares about him, and he knows cas does, he’d try to get past that wall.
i’m a freakin endgame-positive shipper and i’m gobsmacked at how freaking obvious they’re being
Done with my feather quill! I love this pen, I received it as a gift some time ago and still is one of the best pens to draw! Long time since I last used it, thanks Inktober to always bring back the traditional drawing/painting!
Kelios unfollowing Alex’s cat over Brokebacknatural
“Western slash romcom with Misha” – Jensen Ackles
Kelios admitting Jensen is emotionally OK with Destiel now
HonCon/Cocklescon/Oil Rig Accent/”Don’t Let Us Down” – Jensen Ackles
2k18 gave us:
Charlie returns
Sabriel fandom even got fed
Sam dreaming of TFWfamily+domestic Destiel
Stickergate
Decade of Castiel/Misha/Destiel
Promised not to take a screenshot/picture meme
Antis already complaining from the preview about Cas pining for Dean
They are literally saying Cas is pining
Nancy the Destiel Shipper
And the next season hasn’t even started yet, we’ve got 2+ months to go on the YEAR.
Bless.
Dear Diary,
I may have to begin upkeeping daily updates.
Two days ago, we received spoilers on season 14 via pre-screenings, with promises of multiple punches in the face to antis in mere minutes.
Yesterday, we received the gift of Jensen merrily filming Misha Pieing Trump* in the face.
Today, 10/4/2018, Mitch Kosterman, brother of Clif, J2’s bodyguard, formerly in close association with the Kelloggs Club, retweeted this.
I am unsure the state the fandom will be in. There is one week left in hiatus and this shows no sign of slowing.
Honorable mention: J2 Hats are still arguing and angry about Jensen’s last interview and Jared’s lack of appearance. This storm may take the full week to subside.
Dear Diary,
It has not even been an hour, much less a full day, but the updates are still coming.
Fandom is reaching dangerous levels of JenMish. Everything is becoming rainbow. Please send some monochrome color palettes.
I am SO IN for all of this rn.
Dear Diary,
People are staring at me while I am writing in my diary and aggressively eating popcorn, enraptured. Also, it has been brought to my attention that I failed to incorporate major updates of 2k18, such as The Ineffable Post. Perhaps, of course, because it is Ineffable. Apparently I deleted the memory base due to the level of personal exposure for the subjects related to the event, but it has been restored from my mental recycling bin. This, partnered with Mitch’s retweet, is threatening to make *me* think in Cockles wavelengths.
Help is needed, situations are dire. Packaged heteronormativity is urgently requested.
I am l i v i n g
Dear Diary,
The saga rapidly continues, unfolding before my very eyes. Mitch Kosterman seems to be taking some kind of stand for and about Cockles shippers. I am admittedly shocked by this course of events.
The tweet is still there.
The follow remains.
I commit these thoughts to text to ensure come-morning that this wasn’t some sort of lucid hallucination.
*scratches in a late update* 14 years of awareness of anti behaviors cited directly from Mitch to those apologizing for the J2-hats currently hate tagging him.
Is this the real life
is this just fantasy
Shamelessly reblogging myself to add:
This is my second greatest moment on Twitter.
OMG THE “I LOVE THIS SO MUCH” IS MY TWEET I HAVENT BEEN BACK ON YET YIKES
Mitch: retweets a nice video of Jensen & Misha and may or may not have missed the caption.
Antis: do their usual and start harping on at him over something trivial.
Fandom: apologises for tinhats and supports him.
Mitch: Don’t worry I don’t care, ive known they’re idiots for 14 years nothing’s changed. Follows a bunch of cockles accounts. Doesn’t delete the original retweet.
Well this escalated quickly.
Dear Diary,
I slept. Mitch Kosterman’s rebellion did not.
In other news, the Emu Mob RP Bunker caught flack for a DeanCas kiss instigated by twizzlers. Complaining was ripe, but their follower accumulation remains the same as ever.
Mitch Kosterman is more involved in the fandom than I am at the moment.
Dear Diary,
The date is October 5th, 2018. It is hard to believe the above transpired in less than one day.
It seems Mitch Kosterman’s stand has quieted, but not been forgotten. His follower gain rate increased more than six fold above his average yesterday and trickle will continue. A vast amount of Cockles and Destiel accounts have been followed since.
We leave that, for now, to instead include this released special photoshoot for Halloween, in which an inclusive photographer seems to have been chosen.
I’m fairly certain I’ve entered an alternate universe.
This is some good fucking food….
Dear Diary,
It is October 6th, 2018.
Hottopic.com is now selling licensed Destiel merch.
I repeat, hottopic.com is now selling licensed Destiel Merch.
Before my first cup of coffee, I was alerted that this shirt, with this blurb, is able to be located on the site by searching “Destiel.”
…
I found this before ingesting coffee on the morning – so early I initially attached my diary to someone else’s diary blog by mistake. I may have been doodling in someone else’s notebook in my excited haze.
WHAT A WILD MONTH IT’S BEEN
I HAVE TO KEEP PINCHING MYSELF TO SEE OF THIS IS REAL OR IF I FINALLY GOT RUN OVER BY A SHITTY DRIVER AND THIS IS REALLY JUST A COMA DREAM
Lmao. Gold… I mean literally everyone knows it’s bullshit.
Then Nancy honest to goodness messaged herself on her fake Destiel blog multiple times and told herself
“You’re cool”
“You are cool too”
She also posed as a school child to talk to other young non adults and posted nsfw / porn posts. Surely this is illegal / immoral / similar to grooming?!
Just . So . Wrong .
So I mean all in all…
How do these people function in the real world. I’m worried for them.
i found the blog and the reveal and i’m so confused and i think it’s because i’m using normal average logic to these people
i straight up thought her actual account was a parody for a solid five minutes
i just
i need to stop trying to figure it out or my brain is going to burst out of my skull
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