Kelios unfollowing Alex’s cat over Brokebacknatural
“Western slash romcom with Misha” – Jensen Ackles
Kelios admitting Jensen is emotionally OK with Destiel now
HonCon/Cocklescon/Oil Rig Accent/”Don’t Let Us Down” – Jensen Ackles
2k18 gave us:
Charlie returns
Sabriel fandom even got fed
Sam dreaming of TFWfamily+domestic Destiel
Stickergate
Decade of Castiel/Misha/Destiel
Promised not to take a screenshot/picture meme
Antis already complaining from the preview about Cas pining for Dean
They are literally saying Cas is pining
Nancy the Destiel Shipper
And the next season hasn’t even started yet, we’ve got 2+ months to go on the YEAR.
Bless.
Dear Diary,
I may have to begin upkeeping daily updates.
Two days ago, we received spoilers on season 14 via pre-screenings, with promises of multiple punches in the face to antis in mere minutes.
Yesterday, we received the gift of Jensen merrily filming Misha Pieing Trump* in the face.
Today, 10/4/2018, Mitch Kosterman, brother of Clif, J2’s bodyguard, formerly in close association with the Kelloggs Club, retweeted this.
I am unsure the state the fandom will be in. There is one week left in hiatus and this shows no sign of slowing.
Honorable mention: J2 Hats are still arguing and angry about Jensen’s last interview and Jared’s lack of appearance. This storm may take the full week to subside.
Dear Diary,
It has not even been an hour, much less a full day, but the updates are still coming.
Fandom is reaching dangerous levels of JenMish. Everything is becoming rainbow. Please send some monochrome color palettes.
I am SO IN for all of this rn.
Dear Diary,
People are staring at me while I am writing in my diary and aggressively eating popcorn, enraptured. Also, it has been brought to my attention that I failed to incorporate major updates of 2k18, such as The Ineffable Post. Perhaps, of course, because it is Ineffable. Apparently I deleted the memory base due to the level of personal exposure for the subjects related to the event, but it has been restored from my mental recycling bin. This, partnered with Mitch’s retweet, is threatening to make *me* think in Cockles wavelengths.
Help is needed, situations are dire. Packaged heteronormativity is urgently requested.
I am l i v i n g
Dear Diary,
The saga rapidly continues, unfolding before my very eyes. Mitch Kosterman seems to be taking some kind of stand for and about Cockles shippers. I am admittedly shocked by this course of events.
The tweet is still there.
The follow remains.
I commit these thoughts to text to ensure come-morning that this wasn’t some sort of lucid hallucination.
*scratches in a late update* 14 years of awareness of anti behaviors cited directly from Mitch to those apologizing for the J2-hats currently hate tagging him.
Is this the real life
is this just fantasy
Shamelessly reblogging myself to add:
This is my second greatest moment on Twitter.
OMG THE “I LOVE THIS SO MUCH” IS MY TWEET I HAVENT BEEN BACK ON YET YIKES
Mitch: retweets a nice video of Jensen & Misha and may or may not have missed the caption.
Antis: do their usual and start harping on at him over something trivial.
Fandom: apologises for tinhats and supports him.
Mitch: Don’t worry I don’t care, ive known they’re idiots for 14 years nothing’s changed. Follows a bunch of cockles accounts. Doesn’t delete the original retweet.
Well this escalated quickly.
Dear Diary,
I slept. Mitch Kosterman’s rebellion did not.
In other news, the Emu Mob RP Bunker caught flack for a DeanCas kiss instigated by twizzlers. Complaining was ripe, but their follower accumulation remains the same as ever.
Mitch Kosterman is more involved in the fandom than I am at the moment.
Dear Diary,
The date is October 5th, 2018. It is hard to believe the above transpired in less than one day.
It seems Mitch Kosterman’s stand has quieted, but not been forgotten. His follower gain rate increased more than six fold above his average yesterday and trickle will continue. A vast amount of Cockles and Destiel accounts have been followed since.
We leave that, for now, to instead include this released special photoshoot for Halloween, in which an inclusive photographer seems to have been chosen.
I’m fairly certain I’ve entered an alternate universe.
This is some good fucking food….
Dear Diary,
It is October 6th, 2018.
Hottopic.com is now selling licensed Destiel merch.
I repeat, hottopic.com is now selling licensed Destiel Merch.
Before my first cup of coffee, I was alerted that this shirt, with this blurb, is able to be located on the site by searching “Destiel.”
…
I found this before ingesting coffee on the morning – so early I initially attached my diary to someone else’s diary blog by mistake. I may have been doodling in someone else’s notebook in my excited haze.
IT’S GO TIME, TEAM. GET YOUR HELMETS AND BE PREPARED FOR LAUNCH. WE MUST PROTECT THIS DIARY AT ALL COST.
THINGS ARE HAPPENING AND THEY ARE HAPPENING FAST
Im so fucking hype. Get ready y’all, 5 more days
Dear Diary,
The majority of the fandom’s excitement is at terminal levels, and there is still five days to go. From the Destiel shirt, I have watched the narrow lane of antis shift from “it isn’t official,” to “it’s official but how dare PR let them do this,” to “but think of the JENSENS!” in less than two hours of rapid panic.
They are known for moving the goalpost, but never have I witnessed them so rapidly move it two towns and a county over.
They are actively tagging the PR team, trying to convince them that the great cry of a few dozen haters is rivaling the hundreds or thousands of sales in progress. Hot Topic is on at least its second, and possibly third, restock wave in the same day. These shirts may or may not be on an active print press. Official licensing details are visible on the inside tag of the shirt, as purchased from a local store. The local clerk reports that they were only put out this morning and have sold out rapidly.
Apparently a portion of the fandom seems to have forgotten that Jensen eagerly desired a western romcom with Misha of his own accord unprompted on a J2 panel last year, and still dismiss his oil rig Destiel fanfiction commentary as made under some form of force, possibly held to some sort of invisible penis gun. They cry that the very sight of Dean and Cas’ faces together on a shirt will shatter the fragile flower that is Jensen Ackles.
We must keep a vigilant eye on the glass statuette that is Jensen Ackles to ensure he does not exist under the pressure of seeing his own face on a shirt with Castiel. Be vigilant, my friends.
Y’all need to stop pushing an agenda on jensen. he clearly didn’t want to tackle that cream pie panties cowboy and he only reposted this video to show his discomfort.
Dear Diary,@fuckedupasusual has made the best post on this thread.
i love how jensen is gonna shatter over having his face on a shirt with misha when the dude launched a campaign of his own with said misha and did it by putting their faces together on a tshirt. you can argue that jensen STARTED the trend. what an icon what a legend 😁
oh yes how could i have forgotten?
wait he was fOrCeD into it.
#PRAY4JENSEN BECAUSE HE’LL BE SCARRED FROM SEEING HIS FACE NEXT TO MISHAS FACE
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