Asexuality is LGBT fight me

lord-kitschener:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

my roommate and i are temporarily taking care of a Very Small Tiny Kitten that her aunt found in a boarded up shed and shes GONE and its just me in the house with the kitten and its Too Small i cant handle this

too small

She is illegally tiny, I’m calling the police

Report a heart thief.

river-is-daddy:

ernest: hey, dadsona? did you pick up that collar i got for duchess?

dadsona: yeah, i put the package in front of your door.

ernest: cool. thanks, dad!

ernest:

ernest: … why is everyone staring at me?

lucien: you just called dadsona “dad.” you said “thanks, dad.”

ernest: what? no! I didn’t! I said “thanks, MAN.”

dadsona: do you see me as a father figure, ernest?

ernest: n-no! if anything, i see you as a BOTHER figure. ‘cause you’re always bothering me.

robert: hey! show your father some respect!

ernest: i didn’t call him dad!

dadsona: i believe you.

ernest: thank you!

dadsona: … son.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

your favorite autistic icon here to remind you to tag your halloween jumpscares & posts w/ loud noises 🙂

does anyone know which are the best tags to use?

update: apparently "tw screamer,“ “tw jumpscare,” and “loud” are common tags