Game Grumps – Detroit: Become Human Sentence Starters – Part 2

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“Nice! I mean… that sucks.”

“I solved the case that you’ve just been fucking… kinda standing around for.”

“Excuse me, can I climb you?

“You’re going to be a fucking tattle tale? You’re going to be a bitch? You’re going to be a teachers pet and go tell the lieutenant?”

“Excuse me, are you a murderer?”

“Well maybe you shouldn’t have.. stabbed him… a lot.”

“Would you like to be killed now?”

“I wish I could have done some more but if wishes and butts were candies and nuts we’d all have a merry Christmas.”

“Can I.. watch you eat?”

“I’d be sad, but I’m too perfect.”

“Can I move? I have to pee.”

“I’m a robot I HAVE FEELINGS! I’M A ROBOT!!!!!! BEEP BOOP MOTHER FUCKER!”

“Oooooooh someone done just got free will biiiiiitch!”

“Android CHOP!”

“Hell yeah. That’s called robo compassion.”

“Do you think androids will be offended if they’re called robots?”

“You give a damn about art right? That’s all I care about.”

“Here’s your thimble full of alcohol.”

“I wanna come with you and… get in the way.”

“I wonder if it’s my no good, useless, good for nothing son. Oh look, it is.”

“Aw jeez.. I’m leaking.”