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incorrectgamegrumpquotes:

Arin: Dan and I don’t have pet names for eachother

Suzy: Tell me, Arin, what do bees make?

Arin: … Honey?

Dan, from across the room: Yes, dear?

Suzy: Dont lie to my face ever again

incorrectgamegrumpsquotes:

Dan: Arin, we need to talk about your professionalism.

Arin [standing on chair]: Those are some mighty brave words for a guy standing in lava.

incorrectspn:

Lucifer: D.. dd…

Chuck: I think he’s about to say dada!

Lucifer: D… Death! Domination!

Chuck: N-no… Say Dada…

Lucifer: Destruction! Domination!

Amara: [clears throat] Nice.

axolotlnerd:

Dan: You’re a horrible person!

Arin: And you are a man who wears eyeliner.

Dan: …It makes my eyes look good.

Arin, quietly: It does.

grumpquoteoftheday:

“Give me your cummies, sky daddy.”

—

Dan Avidan, 2017

(remember: you could be watching any one of a million LP’ers play Zelda, Breath of the Wild right now…but you’re watching Game Grumps.)

incorrectgamegrumpquotes:

Arin: *high pitched screaming*

Dan: Calm down dude

Arin: *monotone screaming*

gamegrumpsquotes:

“Skate fast, eat ass: That’s the Zelda way.”

— Dan Avidan (Breath of the Wild: Shirtless Hero – PART 1 – Game Grumps)

mewlingrampallianwretchherself:

(minor inconvenience occurs)

me: (Dan Avidan voice) C OM E the

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