Marks and Rec: Misc #1035
(It’s a different kind of weird.) (Dialogue from Holliston.)
Suzy: I’m gonna fight the next person who insults Arin
Arin: I’m such an idiot
Suzy: Alright, square up you beautiful bitch
Marks and Rec: Misc #823
(“Admittedly, that was not the answer I expected.”) (Dialogue from A Very Potter Musical.)
Dan: Hey Arin, can I have some dating advice?
Arin: Just because I’m with Suzy doesn’t mean I know how I did it
Arin: Dan, your fly is open.
Dan: It’s called advertising. *zip*
““We just set sail on the Friend Ship to Succtown, USA.””
— Dan Avidan, 2017
“Why can’t I get it up?”
— Arin “Don’t Take That Out Of Context Please” Hanson
Arin: Can you ask Suzy if she likes me?
Dan: You guys are married?
Arin: But can you-














