Headcanon: Professor McGonagall has a muggle wife she never mentions to the students, because they never ask.
Four years after Harry’s left Hogwarts he visits McGonagall’s home to talk her out of retirement, and the door is opened by a woman he doesn’t recognise. Confused, he introduces himself and asks to see McGonagall. The woman recognises the name and invites him in, saying Minerva will be home soon. She then talks a mile a minute, but not about the war – about the stories she’s heard about the golden trio from their head of house. About how Harry stood up to Umbridge, and how clever Hermione was, and how Ron had been able to beat her chess game, and how PROUD Minerva was of them all.
By the time McGonagall does arrive, Harry and her wife are chatting like old friends. Minvera’s wife calls her things like “Darling” and “Pumpkin.” Harry cannot believe his ears.
Harry is invited to tea every Wednesday from then on. He always looks forward to it.
but lets be real here, even with the “darling”s and “pumpkin”s Harry still wouldn’t catch on and he’d go home and tell Ginny all about McGonagall’s lovely gal-pal and Ginny would have to be like “babe…that was her wife”
You’re right, fuck! How could I forget how deeply unobservant Harry is?!
at this point they’re in too deep. their identity is built around this hate they put out. ever see those anti-feminists on youtube? notice how they don’t put out any other content besides videos about how eVoL anita sarkisian is? even after anita has basically faded into the background?
same idea. just like the youtube anti-feminists, bronlies don’t know what to do with themselves outside of being giant dicks to everyone.
side note: after decidedly not giving a fuck about their opinion and behavior (outside of calling out their shit and warning others), i’ve been much happier in the fandom.
Jensen looked even more miserable. And I’m going to show their complete disassociation and lack of self awareness behind a cut. Because they literally made J2 VISIBLY MISERABLE and then- just – like – the cut says it all.
They only care about themselves, really. I don’t like saying bad things about other people but that was such a shitty move. They can’t read the atmosphere and interpret it the way they want. They always do that and always try to turn everything around to make themselves look like poor little victims bullied by destihellers (boo boo) who keep WEE WOOing them.
I mean they even say that we are the oned threatening J2 and are the reason why they have security. Us.
As if.
They also say that we hate Jared. Which is so damn far from the truth. We can get mad at him because he too often lets his mouth run without thinking first. But that’s not hate. If someone we love says something stupid, we tell them. That’s what we do. We don’t put them on a pedestal and always defend them even if they are wrong.
But really, that night was the worst thing. They couldn’t even say no or deny anything because 1) they are fans and 2) I’d be afraid of the consequences of it which is such a bad thing. Nobody should be afraid of retaliation but we have records that bibros really do get revenge if they don’t get what they want.
so a few months ago, one of them set up a charity event to benefit j2’s fund that they have through RA, except that’s not how things work legally so they set it up to benefit a charity directly. set to be auctioned off? wincest/tinhat items.
this event took place at jared’s bar btw which is such a space invading move, that i can’t even properly explain how disgusted i am with it.
anyway, fast fwd to the event. the mayor shows up because they also invited him. j2 do too and i assume it’s because their freaking mayor was there.
they had three copies of their tinhat book. one each for j2 and one for the mayor. luckily, as admitted by them, jared took the third one. BUT IT WAS TOTALLY BECAUSE HE WANTED IT FOR HIMSELF THO TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE HE WAS EMBARRASSED
yeah cause this is the face of a happy man
yeah. totally ok with having his home space invaded and nearly escaping his mayor getting a tinhat book.
they all claim he was ok with it. it’s bullshit.
one last thought: for a group of fans that 1. say they respect j2 and 2. tell destiel fans to keep the ship in fandom, they sure do have a problem doing either.
let me know if you’d like caps of their insanity. because OOF it’s a doozy
“They always do that and always try to turn everything around to make themselves look like poor little victims bullied by destihellers (boo boo) who keep WEE WOOing them.”
QUOTE OF THE YEAR.
BUT SECOND,
There were so many ways it WASN’T okay, so many reasons they COULDN’T say no and make a scene. Famous haters were floating around their wives; it was a PR event with the mayor of Austin there to benefit both his campaign and SPN’s publicity itself and any major scene they pitched would be viral and negative press in an INSTANT. They were like trapped rats in their own home turf, clearly miserable when not actively being with Adler or their wives, and in EVERY ESSENTIAL WAY this was an EXTREME invasion of personal space.
THEY. TRIED. TO. GIVE. TINHAT. AND. WINCEST. FLUFF. TO. THEIR. MAYOR.
Let’s wrap our heads around that for the next time they go off on a tirade over Destiel stickers observed by handlers in a fan-space designed for enjoying parts of the show about “shoving ships down their throats.” REALLY, GIRL. You didn’t just try to shove it down their throat. In their home. with no handlers, YOU TRIED TO SHOVE IT DOWN THEIR MAYOR’S THROAT.
THE. FUCKING. MAYOR.
I CAN NOT EMPHASIZE THAT ENOUGH.
And then when Jared runs off with the whole armful of them, probably to salt and burn in the nearest fire safe dumpster, they spin it as him wanting them all. Because… logic. Perfect sense.
I’m not even going to TOUCH on the brain-vacancy required to be unable to discern “being able to be upset at someone we like over insensitive commentary” from “hate and want him gone from the show.” That point has been beaten down ad nauseam.
The fucking mayousigsf tmariasoefs the fuckingsdfkjsdfj mayor
And there’s this reply from @casgirlsam which is also on point as fuck. Not only do they try to justify it with “what hellers do” to excuse behavior they otherwise would consider shitty, but they actually largely fabricate and project that behavior presumptuously, then use their own projected behavioral issues as their further excuse of a downward spiral. And the funniest thing even their most desperate attempts at projection->excuse still somehow fail to manage to outclass the next shitty step up they take like the San Jac bullshit we’re talking about. OH NOES. STICKERS AT A CONVENTION. THE HUMANITYYYY. 100% comparable to trapping them at home in a PR shitstorm and bypassing any handlers to try to force feed it to their mayor while completely surrounding them in tinhat auctions and deletion of their friend from a book and incest ship material. I mean, those things are kind of close, right? Wait, uhhhh… WELL WE WOULD NEVER. That’s the big one. We would NEVER do the stickers thing. We’d just… do… San Jac…
so a few months ago, one of them set up a charity event to benefit j2’s fund that they have through RA, except that’s not how things work legally so they set it up to benefit a charity directly. set to be auctioned off? wincest/tinhat items.
this event took place at jared’s bar btw which is such a space invading move, that i can’t even properly explain how disgusted i am with it.
anyway, fast fwd to the event. the mayor shows up because they also invited him. j2 do too and i assume it’s because their freaking mayor was there.
they had three copies of their tinhat book. one each for j2 and one for the mayor. luckily, as admitted by them, jared took the third one. BUT IT WAS TOTALLY BECAUSE HE WANTED IT FOR HIMSELF THO TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE HE WAS EMBARRASSED
yeah cause this is the face of a happy man
yeah. totally ok with having his home space invaded and nearly escaping his mayor getting a tinhat book.
they all claim he was ok with it. it’s bullshit.
one last thought: for a group of fans that 1. say they respect j2 and 2. tell destiel fans to keep the ship in fandom, they sure do have a problem doing either.
let me know if you’d like caps of their insanity. because OOF it’s a doozy
Jensen looked even more miserable. And I’m going to show their complete disassociation and lack of self awareness behind a cut. Because they literally made J2 VISIBLY MISERABLE and then- just – like – the cut says it all.
They only care about themselves, really. I don’t like saying bad things about other people but that was such a shitty move. They can’t read the atmosphere and interpret it the way they want. They always do that and always try to turn everything around to make themselves look like poor little victims bullied by destihellers (boo boo) who keep WEE WOOing them.
I mean they even say that we are the oned threatening J2 and are the reason why they have security. Us.
As if.
They also say that we hate Jared. Which is so damn far from the truth. We can get mad at him because he too often lets his mouth run without thinking first. But that’s not hate. If someone we love says something stupid, we tell them. That’s what we do. We don’t put them on a pedestal and always defend them even if they are wrong.
But really, that night was the worst thing. They couldn’t even say no or deny anything because 1) they are fans and 2) I’d be afraid of the consequences of it which is such a bad thing. Nobody should be afraid of retaliation but we have records that bibros really do get revenge if they don’t get what they want.
that’s the thing that gets me. that we hate jared.
if i hate jared, why did my heart break looking at photos of him from that night?
if i hate him, why am i so angry all over again at this?
the only ones pretending that they love j2 is this bunch.
so a few months ago, one of them set up a charity event to benefit j2’s fund that they have through RA, except that’s not how things work legally so they set it up to benefit a charity directly. set to be auctioned off? wincest/tinhat items.
this event took place at jared’s bar btw which is such a space invading move, that i can’t even properly explain how disgusted i am with it.
anyway, fast fwd to the event. the mayor shows up because they also invited him. j2 do too and i assume it’s because their freaking mayor was there.
they had three copies of their tinhat book. one each for j2 and one for the mayor. luckily, as admitted by them, jared took the third one. BUT IT WAS TOTALLY BECAUSE HE WANTED IT FOR HIMSELF THO TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE HE WAS EMBARRASSED
yeah cause this is the face of a happy man
yeah. totally ok with having his home space invaded and nearly escaping his mayor getting a tinhat book.
they all claim he was ok with it. it’s bullshit.
one last thought: for a group of fans that 1. say they respect j2 and 2. tell destiel fans to keep the ship in fandom, they sure do have a problem doing either.
let me know if you’d like caps of their insanity. because OOF it’s a doozy
Jensen looked even more miserable. And I’m going to show their complete disassociation and lack of self awareness behind a cut. Because they literally made J2 VISIBLY MISERABLE and then- just – like – the cut says it all.
the only thing they care about is their own twisted gross fantasy. they don’t care who they hurt. even if it’s j2.
god, there is so much projection coming from them. everything we’ve pointed out about them? they’ve claimed at some point thats what we are/do.
just this weekend they claimed we don’t love/care about misha outside of destiel/cockles.
this happened a few months and now seeing these pictures again is riling me up
how dare they say they love these men when they’re responsible for stressing them out like this? when they’ve spent years saying they’re in a secret relationship and saying their families are fabricated?
im so tired of them being purposely blind to how their hatred and behavior affects others. especially those they claim to love.
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