This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words.
Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.
this is the kind of content i came here for
he didnt come to the party because he sees the baby as a future opponent
ok but here i thought i was ridiculous for having a favorite lawyer at thirty. this kid already has one in the single digit ages
I LITERALLY CANT ESCAPE THIS GUY WHERE I LIVE, HIS NAME IS MORRIS BART. THESE RIDDLE YOUR FREEWAYS OUT HERE
BUT THE THING IS??? he’s LITTLE LEAGUES compared to Alexander Shunnarah. I am utterly SHOCKED that this kid wasn’t all up in Shunnarah’s cheese whizz. He’s a fucking MEME in Alabama.
Morris Bart seems to have tried to sweep in once Shunnarah got somewhat BORED, but at one point, Shunnarah lost a fight with McDonalds over the right to a billboard, and he had a fucking GRUDGE.
So what does Alexander Shunnarah do? Finds out when EVERY SINGLE MCDONALDS BILLBOARD lease expires and buys. ALL OF THEM. EVERY SINGLE MCDS BILLBOARD. On TOP of his existing competitive billboards pack.
So like
But the thing is Alexander got SO KNOWN FOR THIS that a few other law firms, like Morris Bart,tried to start competing. So there were fucking CORRIDORS of lawyer billboards down entire strips of freeway.
So anyway,
IF THIS KID STANDS MORRIS BART HE’S A FUCKIN REBEL.
Cuz Shunnarah? Went international. THERE IS A MANGA ABOUT HIM SOMEWHERE
HE LITERALLY GETS INVITED TO KAMICON BECAUSE OF IT
PEOPLE COSPLAY AS ALEXANDER SHUNNARAH
Here have Shunnarah performing Phoenix Wright’s objection at Kamicon
I can see how a kid down here would get obsessed with lawyers but
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