conhanks:

little hankcon things:

– connor and hank in matching outfits

– hank talking about his son cole fondly while connor listens attentively. “…I wish I could have met him, Hank.” “Oh, he would have loved you.”

– hank text spamming connor just to be an asshole because he knows that shit pops up in connor’s vision all at once and connor hates it

– hank procrastinating on literally everything and connor nagging him about it

– connor fixing hank’s tie because he wants to even though hank knows how but he lets connor do it anyway because it makes him happy and hank has an excuse to stare at connor 

– connor getting quiet and upset when hank makes self-derogatory comments and hank always feels guilty about it so he tries to avoid thinking them at all these days and corrects himself with something more positive when he slips

– hank keeping an abundant stash of thirium drinks for connor, just like he keeps endless bags of dog food for sumo. they’ll never run out and hank finds security in taking care of what he loves

– connor makes hank want to go on vacations again, and so they do quite often

– connor making romantic gestures like buying hank flowers and inviting him on frequent dates except it’s awkward and stilted because connor is connor and hank is too embarrassed. somehow things end up being more romantic than the cliché and it works out

– hank and connor visiting cole’s grave site together

– hank can always tell when connor’s lying to him or hiding something. sometimes he waits until connor’s ready to tell him unless it’s serious

– connor gives the best massages and hank is an absolute goner

–  hank secretly handing sumo unhealthy treats when connor isn’t looking

– hank secretly eating fast food when connor isn’t looking except he is and now hank is about to get a 2 hour lecture on his mortality

– hank called connor his viagra once as a joke and connor was not pleased

– hank holding connor’s hand to ground him whenever his led blinks yellow

– hank getting the occasional haircut and connor getting super horny over his styled hair every time

– connor honest to god flirting and hank freezing in place every time cause he doesn’t know what to do or who he is all of a sudden SOMEONE SAVE HIM

– hank and connor hugging in any situation ever