I feel like you would make the cast of queer eye crazy for the exact opposite reasons that human you and now I don’t know which I’d want to see more

bisexualdemondean:

Me: so here’s my room

Bobby: where’s the floor

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Antoni: do you eat anything other than pizza

Me: dick sometimes

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Tan: please wear literally anything else

Me: I’m actually going to wear this burgundy motif forever and never wash it but thanks

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Jonothan: when was the last time you showered

Me: idk you tell me

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Karamo: I can tell that you use humor as a self defense mechanism and you project about a lot of things that you claim not to care about. Even though you think you don’t have feelings anymore, you still do, and you’ve found bad ways to cope with that. You’ve placed your self-worth in karaoke but you should place it in something better. Don’t be afraid to let yourself open up

Me: hey shut the fuck up