super-sootica:

Police Detective: SO you claim this boy is yours? *Gestures to Jack*

Sam: Yes, adopted

Police Detective: Yes, by you, your brother and ah uh…Castiel. Is that right?

Sam: Yes

Police Detective: Who is here with all of these undocumented people, some of whom are legally dead

Sam: I adopted them

Police Detective: And Castiel himself is not on any system anywhere

Sam: Double adopted. Infinity adopted. He is mine

Police Detective: Sir you can’t just adopt everyone and everything you-

Sam: *Picking up police dog*

Police Detective: Sir that is Officer Ruff. You can’t just pick him up and-

Sam: Adopted

Police Detective: No!

Sam: He’s mine now

Police Dectective: You can’t-

Sam: *Walking away with Jack while carrying Officer Ruff* Possession is 9/10s of the law! Mine now!