[Image Description: Tags reading “FULL HD, CLICK TO READ, I promise you will not get a virus, PORN QUALITY 100 PERCENT, 100 PERCENT SAFE, NO VIRUSES”]
The AO3 Tag of the Day is:
[Image Description: Gif showing John Mulaney with caption reading “I’ve got nice porn and 100 percent safety. I’m not a virus. That’s what I thought you’d say you dumb fucking virus”]
God fucking dammit is there some kind of tech-based conspiracy against me the last couple of days!? Apparently the gif isn’t working for a lot of people. It looks fine to me, so I don’t really know what to tell y’all. In conclusion, fuck tumblr, I’ve got a 300,000 word fic to read, goodnight.