nox-lee:

10 Things I Hate About Castiel
A poem by Dean Winchester

I hate the way you stand too close
And the way you wear your hair
I hate the way you stole my car 
I hate it when you stare

I hate your big dumb trench coat
And the way you read my mind
I hate you so much for the way I feel
And how you’re always kind

I hate the way I made you fall
I hate it when you die
I hate the way you gave up an army
For just one wretched guy

I hate it when you’re not around
And the times when you don’t call
But mostly, I hate the way I don’t hate you
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

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Let’s kick things off with a poem I wrote! I didn’t get a chance to write the Cas fic I wanted to, so you’re all stuck with this cheesy monstrosity instead.