super-sootica:

Sam: Jack, wait…why do you have the Angel Manual? I know Dean and I wrote that to help you, but it got…kinda bitchy

Jack: It was left out, Castiel made an entry

Sam: Well uh, I guess he at least knows what he’s talking about

Jack: *Reading from manual* Angel Manual. Entry, the Archangel Michael (specifically pertaining to Michael from another reality). Do not trust this harlot. He is the worst angel I have ever met. Why should he get to stomp around like a giant, taking things that don’t belong to him, while the rest of us try not to get smashed by his big clown feet? What’s so great about him? Hmm? I’m just as cute as his is. Just as smart as he is. The angels have followed me just as quickly as they did him! And when did it become okay to just abduct peoples loved ones?! That’s not what this world is about! We should totally just barbecue Michael! -4 out 10. And he totally smells of too much cheap cologne, what a skank!

Sam: ….God dammit