motherfucking Good Game jesus christ

sunniapplepie:

smallsisnotthrowingawayhershot:

-”platonic life partners”

-Alex’s French hobo wardrobe from hell

–”STOP YELLING WE’RE GOING TO A CHARITY EVENT AND EVERYONE’S YELLING”

-Terry Crews?

-The Tampon Cross

-”save rick”

-s h a m e l e s s   Danny Sexbang cameo

-the entire playground scene honestly

-”RYAN?!”

-his phone automatically changes the word “nazi” to “puppy” to lighten his vibe

• “I’m sure that animal was a dick.”
• Ryland holding Alex’s hurt hand
• “Everything I’ve done, I’ve done for you.”
• “I care about them (MOBAs) so much, It makes me fucking hate myself!”
• “Alex, what’s wrong with you?” “I like to focus on what’s RIGHT with me.”
• “Did you hit and run someone as a teenager?” o.o “oh my god I hope not”
• “Wow, Barbie’s really branching out.”
• “It’s famous for playing dead?” “yeah but I don’t think they use…special effects.”
• “Life…is a highway.”
• *deep breath* “I heard this thing on NPR…”
• “Can I get the screwdriver with just orange juice?”
• AMANTHA
• “You will never put your P in a girl’s V, because every girl you meet, will think you’re GROSS.”
• Muppet best friend
• That entire blowup MY GOD